Is it just me? Or...

...should I be drinking a little more when I go out?  Cause they certainly aren't getting cuter.
...do the clubs just get more ghetto as the nights progress?
...am I not riding my motorcycle fast enough?
...do I need a shower?
...do I need to bear a couple children, cause life has gotten too easy, and I need a good friggin challenge?
...are you just getting too old for this shit?

I'm definitely not riding fast enough.  Time for a bigger engine.